Tacos – the 5th dimension

When I first opened up shop at The Bakery in Barrio Logan about two years ago, I ate mostly veg. Little did I know that this era would soon come to an end. Within weeks, I was yanked from the world as we know it, only to find myself wandering through another dimension – one of tacos.

When I awoke from this perspective-altering food-coma on a side street in Tijuana watching a few ounces of salsa be flipped several feet into air via spoon, only to land gently into the welcome embrace of some birria, I realized that carne es too bueno to pass up. Many Tijuana and San Diego taco adventures later, I have acquired expert knowledge of the Tijuego Taco landscape.

But during the work week, my favorite taco within walking or cycling distance from the Mother Sponge studio is the taco de carnitas at La Fachada on 25th between Imperial/Commercial. They do it right – very greasy, very succulent, and slightly crispy on the edges. Plus, the roasted green salsa is the best I’ve ever tasted.

It’s also crucial to note that although great for lunch, La Fachada is best experienced at 1am on Saturday night (with or without a few drinks in ya’). A recent late night snack during the middle of a photoshoot had us at La Fachada around closing time (3am!), listening to a band of Mariachi-youngsters performing The Strokes’ Last Night, a Beatles song I can’t recall right now, and a couple traditional mariachi tunes.

Lardo in the limelight

The first pig fat based ice cream sandwich to get it’s own website, The Linkery’s Lardo Ice Cream Sandwich, will be featured on The Cooking Channel’s show United Tastes of America this Tuesday at 7pm. It’s a hefty desert by all accounts, good to share among 4 peeps, preferably with a pint of Speedway Stout for sipping.

Keep bringing it, San Diego/Tijuana region purveyors of fine food!

Top 5 “Food Scenes” from Movies

As a followup to the Top 5 “Food Movies” post, here’s our best of list for “Food Scenes” from the silver screen. There are so many great ones, but here are a few of our favorites:

1. Gray’s Papaya Picnic on a desert mesa – Fools Rush In
You betcha – the NYC legend of hot dogs gets shipped across the country in the name of love! This is the way to a man’s heart, ladies. Incidentally, this movie is full of other great food scenes, including meeting your future wife while waiting for the restroom at a Mexican restaurant, a pregnant pizza dinner in a half-built nightclub, a tamale-centric family fiesta with an unexpected guest, and of course – a Cinco de Mayo debacle involving insults to the guacamole.

2. The Fake Orgasm – When Harry Met Sally
Sally makes her point in front of the lunchtime rush at a busy New York deli. Writer/Director Rob Reiner’s mother chimes in with “I’ll have what she’s having,” to put a somewhat cheesy (but still hilarious given the context) end to a classic food scene.

3. Michael’s Initiation – The Godfather: Part I
When Michael Corleone kills Sollozzo at Louis’ Italian Restaurant in the Bronx, he’s gone past the point of no return when it comes to the family business. Fittingly, this character transformation takes place in a sleepy family run joint in the Bronx. The scene was shot at an old place called Luna Restaurant, and apparently featured the real-life proprietors of said restaurant.

4. The Milk Check – The Big Lebowski
However subtle it may be, the opening scene of The Big Lebowski find The Dude in the supermarket dairy section, opening a carton of milk for a quick taste test to ensure the freshness that is essential for a great White Russian, only to proceed to the checkout with milk mustache in tow. This is perhaps the perfect way to introduce the character.

5. Bad Dates – Raiders of the Lost Ark
Again, food plays a quick supporting role here, but the tension created is genius. You see an assassin poison the bowl of dates right before Indiana grabs one to munch. Indiana all but eats the date a few times while chatting with Sallah, always interrupted by something. He finally gets a moment to eat, launching the date into the air. Sallah grabs it just before it drops into Indy’s mouth, quipping “bad dates” as he looks over at the dead monkey next to the date bowl. Good old Sallah, always getting Indy out of trouble!

Another top 5 is on the way, but instead of film we’ll focus on beer pairings!

Top 5 “Food Movies”

I just watched Big Night again after several years and was compelled to put this short list together. There is something magic when great film meets food on screen eh?

1. Big Night
Even with the sometimes questionable Italian accents, nothing beats Big Night when it comes to great films about food. I didn’t notice this the first time I saw it, but there are a lot of scenes that feel like a Wes Anderson film – only with Italian music and a 1950s backdrop (as opposed to Anderson’s usual classic British rock with a vaguely-vintage present-day setting). Bottomline – netflix this if you haven’t seen it.

2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Gene Wilder and a river of chocolate. Enough said.

3. Spanglish
Adam Sandler makes for a believable chef, lovable yet troubled family man, and IMHO has never done anything better dramatically (while still giving a good dose of funny). The scrumptrillescent late night snack of sandwich with fried egg and a beer always makes me yearn for The Linkery.

4. So I Married An Axe Murderer
Yeah, this one counts. Much of the movie takes place in food & beverage establishments, from the open-mic at the cafe and dinner at home with the Scottish parents, to the hypothetical French toast breakfast with crazy-sister Rose and the love bird shenanigans at the Meats of The World butcher shop. Sidenote: best cover of Rod Stewart’s Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? ever.

5. Mystic Pizza
A favorite of my parents that stuck with me. The pizza place is the family hub that keeps the main characters together. I guess that’s a similar thread for many of these films – how food brings people closer to share in the human experience. What do they put in that sauce???

The next list is already in the works – Best Food Scenes in Movies. A fake orgasm in a deli is sure to be present.

Risk failure every day

Fail to get a hit in baseball two out of three times for 20 years and you’ll go to the hall of fame with a .333 batting average.

- Jeffrey Gitomer